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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Driveby Katoey/Ladyboy Dive

So I've been working for a while now, and we all know that all work and no play makes me a dull boy. I was in diar need for some really kinky sex. No doubt! Earlier in the day I had ran across a porn site with some really beautiful, convincing ladyboys. I sprouted some viscious wood, and low and behold, "I'm going to get me some of that tonight!", I told myself.

I decided rather than get harassed inside an actual katoey gogo bar inside Nana Entertainment complex, that I'd look for some freelance street walkers who will have posted themselves out in front of Nana. I got there around 12:45am, and to my chagrin there weren't many posted. Note to self: The streetwalkers in front of Nana start filling up around 1:15am.

Sooooo... Around 1:15 I go into deranged pervert mode. I gallantly skim through the walking mugshots of transexuals that fit my criteria. (My criteria being, long legs, big fake breasts, pretty face, small feet and dressed like the sluts I know they are). After narrowing down the field I found one I particularly liked. I waited until she made her visual eye contact predatory rounds and then waved her over for the kill. I was short and sweet. I asked her how much, she said it was up to me, I said 1000bht for a short time. She agreed. I headed for the taxi with her in tow.

I opt to take her to a sleazy short-time hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 3 called the Playboy hotel. (Most definitely not associated with PlayBoy magazine that we all know and love). What a dump this place is, but I sure as hell am now taking this clown into my yuppie laden building.

We strip, and upon watching her (yes, they prefer to be called 'her/she') get naked I see her pulling out fake hip pads, and tit stuffers! What a drag! Many of these transexuals have nice fake tits and had surgical hip implants. I was duped, but she wasn't getting away that easily. We showered, I tore her up six ways from Sunday, and upon the finale shower, I took to the street in search of some good chicken kebabs on Soi 3, the Arab street of Sukhumvit, Bangkok, Thailand. God damn those were some good kebabs!

So I fulfilled my desire for extreme kink on a whim, discreetly and without any hitches. Within 2 hours of my undertaking I was back with my beloved computer, working, just the way I like it.